[Verse]
Way down in Uruguay, in the land of sun,
Well, a football feast was to be seen,
Between the Glasgow Celtic, the champions of Europe,
And Racing from Argentine.

Well, nearly everyone came to this land of sun,
Well, a football feast, just to see,
There was TV camera's from every nation,
But not from the BBC.

[Chorus]
Oh, one, two and then kick!
It was the dirtiest game I've ever seen,
Between the Glasgow Celtic, the champions of Europe,
And Racing from Argentine.

[Verse]
Oh well, the referee, he came from Paraguay,
A South American state,
Well the Glasgow Celtic, didn't think much of him,
Racing thought he was great.

He sent off Bobby Lennox, Bobby Murdock too,
And he sent off Yogi Bear as well,
But when he sent off Bertie, and told him he was dirty,
Bertie told him to go to hell.

[Chorus]
Oh, one, two and then kick!
It was the dirtiest game I've ever seen,
Between the Glasgow Celtic, the champions of Europe,
And Racing from Argentine.

[Verse]
You may have heard, or even read somewhere,
That a racing player was attacked,
By big Tam Gemmell, the gentle giant,
The Glasgow Celtic's full back.

If you asked big Tam, who's as gentle as a lamb,
If there's anything he'd like to say,
He'd say, "I saw it on TV, and I know it looks like me,
But I swear it was Danny Kaye."

[Chorus]
Oh, one, two and then kick!
It was the dirtiest game I've ever seen,
Between the Glasgow Celtic, the champions of Europe,
And Racing from Argentine.

[Verse]
Well it's a sad reflection, on a game of football,
When it seems like Racing won the cup,
But the next time we meet them, were surely going to beat them,
Cause the Celtic will be toughened up.

Oh, the news today, from down Parkhead way,
Big Jock Stein he won't let it get him down,
For to make Celtic super we're signing Henry Cooper,
And we're working on Walter McGowan.

[Chorus]
Oh, one, two and then kick!
It was the dirtiest game I've ever seen,
Between the Glasgow Celtic, the champions of Europe,
And Racing from Argentine.

[Chorus]
Oh, one, two and then kick!
It was the dirtiest game I've ever seen,
Between the Glasgow Celtic, the champions of Europe,
And Racing from Argentine.

[Outro]
Between the Glasgow Celtic, the champions of Europe,
And Racing from Argentine.