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I'm at Amanda's wedding, in a church on Thomas Street,
I'm looking at a bridesmaid, and she looking back at me,
And when the service ends, I ask her if she wants a lift,
Back to the hotel, and if it goes well, finger and a shift.
She says Fitzy drives a Mitzy, and he offered me a spin,
Enda owned a Honda, so I might just go with him,
And Darragh Gibney said he bring me in his Subaru,
So what the fuck would make you think I'd want to go with you.
[Chorus]
I said, "Fuck your Honda Civic, I've a horse outside,
Fuck your Subaru, I have a horse outside,
And fuck your Mitsubishi, I've a horse outside,
If you're looking for a ride I've a horse outside."
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She said "I don't believe ya", I said "It's fucking true,
I swapped him for a bag of yokes in 1992.",
Now I don't need insurance, I don't need no parking space,
And if you try to clamp my horse he'll kick you in the face.
I don't pay no tax, fuck NCT,
You'll arrive in style, if you ride with me,
And the boys are walking over, jingling their keys,
I look the fuckers up and down and give them one of these.
[Chorus]
I said, "Fuck your Honda Civic, I've a horse outside,
Fuck your Subaru, I have a horse outside,
And fuck your Mitsubishi, I've a horse outside,
If you're looking for a ride I've a horse outside."
[Verse]
Well, giddy up now baby, bless my soul,
I rode the fucker up and down back since he was a foal,
He runs a bit like Shergar, he jumps like Tír na nÓg,
He looks like Billie Piper after half an ounce of coke.
And the boys are looking jealous, as I lead yer one away,
And just before I close the door I look at her and say,
"Would you be my girl", she said "I will of course,
If ya grab me by the ponytail and ride me like a horse."
[Chorus]
Fuck your Honda Civic, I've a horse outside,
Fuck your Subaru, I have a horse outside,
And fuck your Mitsubishi, I've a horse outside,
If you're looking for a ride I've a horse outside.
[Chorus]
Well, fuck your Honda Civic, I've a horse outside,
Fuck your Subaru, I have a horse outside,
And fuck your Mitsubishi, I've a horse outside,
If you're looking for a ride I've a horse outside.
[Chorus]
Well, fuck your Honda Civic, I've a horse outside,
Fuck your Subaru, I have a horse outside,
And fuck your Mitsubishi, I've a horse outside,
If you're looking for a ride I've a horse outside.