You are my Larsson, my Henrik Larsson,
You make me happy when skies are grey,
Alan Shearer, well he's a wanker,
Please don't take my Larsson away.

You are my Larsson, my Henrik Larsson,
You make me happy when skies are grey,
We went for Shearer but he's a wanker,
Please don't take my Larsson away.